Dihydrogen monoxide also found in W. Virginia water

Recent tests on West Virginia's water supply following the Freedom Industries chemical spill have shown that the water not only contains 4-Methycyclohexane Methanol (MCHM), the tasty, licorice smelling chemical attributed to the company, but a more deadly chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, commonly known as hydric acid. Read more and get the full transcript at www.uncyclopedia.co

Ariel Sharon's condition improves, finally dies

Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon finally died of a stroke on January 11, 2014, eight years later than was anticipated. News outlets around the world have begun to dust off the articles they had written and filed away since 2006, when Sharon suffered a stroke which left him in a eight year long coma. Get the full transcript at www.uncyclopedia.co